charles m. blow | don’t mess with big bird

11 10 2012

NOTES from the UNDERGROUND  No. 219 (& Poetry Dispatch) | October 11, 2012

Charles M. Blow

Mitt Romney’s Big Bird swipe during Wednesday’s debate raised some hack­les: PBS’s, many on social media and mine.

Romney told the debate moderator, Jim Lehrer:
“I’m sorry, Jim. I’m going to stop the subsidy to PBS. I’m going to stop other things. I like PBS. I love Big Bird. I actu­ally like you, too. But I’m not going to — I’m not going to keep on spending money on things to borrow money from China to pay for it.”

Those are fighting words.

Social media, and others, exploded in Big Bird’s defense.

PBS itself issued a tersely worded statement on Thursday, saying:
“Governor Romney does not under­stand the value the American people place on public broadcasting and the outstanding return on investment the system delivers to our nation. We think it is important to set the record straight and let the facts speak for themselves.”

Exactly! What they said!

Big Bird is the man. He’s 8 feet tall. He can sing and roller skate and ride a uni-cycle and dance. Can you do that, Mr. Romney? I’m not talking about your fox trot away from the facts. I’m talking about real dancing.

Since 1969, Big Bird has been the king of the block on “Sesame Street.” When I was a child, he and his friends taught me the alphabet and the colors and how to do simple math.

Do you know how to do simple math, Mr. Romney? Maybe you and the Count­ess Von Backward could exchange num­bers.
Big Bird and his friends also showed me what it meant to resolve conflicts with kindness and accept people’s differ­ences and look out for the less fortunate.

Do you know anything about looking ou for the less fortunate, Mr. Romney? 0 do you think they’re all grouches scrounging around in trash cans?

I know that you told Fox News this week that you were “completely wrong’ for making that noninfamous 47 percent comment, but probably only after you realized that it was a drag on your poll numbers. Your initial response was to defend it as “inelegantly stated” but es­sentially correct. That’s not good, sir. Character matters. Big Bird wouldn’t have played it that way. Do you really believe that Pennsylvania Avenue is that far away from Sesame Street? It shouldn’t be.

Let me make it simple for you, Mr. Romney. I’m down with Big Bird. You pick on him, you answer to me.

And, for me, it’s bigger than Big Bird. It’s almost impossible to overstate how instrumental PBS has been in my devel­opment and instruction.

We were poor. My mother couldn’t af­ford day care, and I didn’t go to pre­school. My great-uncle took care of me all day. I could watch one hour of televi­sion: PBS.

When I was preparing for college and took the ACT, there were harder reading passages toward the back of the test. Many had scientific themes — themes we hadn’t covered at my tiny high school in my rural town. But I could fol­low the passages’ meanings because I had watched innumerable nature shows on PBS.

I never went to art or design school. In college, I was an English major be­fore switching to mass communications. Still, I went on to become the design di­rector of The New York Times and the art director of National Geographic magazine.

That was, in part, because I had a nat­ural gift for it (thanks mom and dad and whatever gods there may be), but it’s also because I spent endless hours watching art programs on PBS. (Bob Ross, with his awesome Afro, snow­capped mountains and “magic white,” will live on forever in my memory.)

I don’t really expect Mitt Romney to understand the value of something like PBS to people, like me, who grew up in poor, rural areas and went to small schools. These are places with no mu­seums or preschools or after-school edu­cational programs. There wasn’t money for travel or to pay tutors.

I honestly don’t know where I would be in the world without PBS.

As PBS pointed out:
“Over the course of a year, 91 percent of all U.S. television households tune in to their local PBS station. In fact, our service is watched by 81 percent of all children between the ages of 2-8. Each day, the American public receives an en­during and daily return on investment that is heard, seen, read and experi­enced in public media broadcasts, apps, podcasts and online — all for the cost of about$1.35 per person per year.”

PBS is a national treasure, and is Big Bird is our golden — um, whatever kind of bird he is.
Hands off!

[from The New York Times, 10.6.12]




2 responses

13 10 2012
Ken Hanson

This is great! “Don’t mess with Big Bird.” Wish I could say it that well! PBS is a gem we don’t want to lose or crack. Ken Hanson

13 10 2012
Barbara Larsen

What a masterful defense of PBS! I wish it could be left in every mailbox in the country!

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